Winter is here, ladies and gentleman. And to celebrate the release of Season 7 of Game of Thrones this weekend I decided it’d be fun to take a mommy spin on all of the characters that we all know and love—or loathe.
If the GOT crew were all toddlers, there are the tantrums they’d throw:
Sansa Stark
Sansa would be throwing a tantrum because there were no more lemon cakes. We know how much Sansa girl loves lemon cakes.
Arya Stark
Arya would be throwing a tantrum because the big kids keep treating her like a little girl. Going on the list!
Bran Stark
Bran would be throwing a tantrum because his mom won’t let him sleep in her bed when he has bad dreams.
Jon Snow
Jon would be throwing a tantrum because he wants his mommy. (SPOILER ALERT: WHO WE NOW KNOW IS LYANNA STARK!!!! EEEEP!!!)
Cersei Lannister
Cersei would be throwing a tantrum because someone took her bottle away.
Jaime Lannister
Jaime would be throwing a tantrum because he lost an argument.
Tyrion Lannister
Tyrion would be throwing a tantrum because the other kids won’t let him have a turn as leader in their game.
Ser Gregor/The Mountain
The Mountain would be throwing a tantrum because he’s in trouble after getting in a fight that “the other kid started.”
Daenerys Targaryen
Daenerys would be throwing a tantrum because her parents won’t let her get a pet.
Varys
Varys would be throwing a tantrum because someone took his basketball(s).
Theon Greyjoy
Theon would be throwing a tantrum because he lost his favorite toy.
Brienne Of Tarth
Brienne would be throwing a tantrum because her mother made her wear a skirt.
Samwell Tarly
Samwell would be throwing a tantrum because his parents made him put his book away and go outside to play.
Petyr Baelish
Petyr would be throwing a tantrum because he wasn’t allowed to pick the game everyone was going to play.
Sandor Clegane/The Hound
The Hound would be throwing a tantrum because his brother got to do something that he didn’t.
Melisandre
Melisandre would be throwing a tantrum because her red dress is in the wash and she has to wear a blue one.
Hodor
Hodor would be throwing a tantrum because Hodor.
The Night King
The Night King would be throwing a tantrum because…just kidding. He wouldn’t be throwing a tantrum. He was probably busy plotting the war to come.
What do you think? Did I get it right? What kind of tantrums do you think Game Of Thrones characters would throw?
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