If GOT Characters Were Toddlers These Are The Tantrums They’d Throw

Winter is here, ladies and gentleman. And to celebrate the release of Season 7 of Game of Thrones this weekend I decided it’d be fun to take a mommy spin on all of the characters that we all know and love—or loathe.

If the GOT crew were all toddlers, there are the tantrums they’d throw:

Sansa Stark

Sansa would be throwing a tantrum because there were no more lemon cakes. We know how much Sansa girl loves lemon cakes.

Arya Stark

Arya would be throwing a tantrum because the big kids keep treating her like a little girl. Going on the list!

Bran Stark

Bran would be throwing a tantrum because his mom won’t let him sleep in her bed when he has bad dreams.

Jon Snow

Jon would be throwing a tantrum because he wants his mommy. (SPOILER ALERT: WHO WE NOW KNOW IS LYANNA STARK!!!! EEEEP!!!)

Cersei Lannister

Cersei would be throwing a tantrum because someone took her bottle away.

Jaime Lannister

Jaime would be throwing a tantrum because he lost an argument.

Tyrion Lannister

Tyrion would be throwing a tantrum because the other kids won’t let him have a turn as leader in their game.

Ser Gregor/The Mountain

The Mountain would be throwing a tantrum because he’s in trouble after getting in a fight that “the other kid started.”

Daenerys Targaryen

Daenerys would be throwing a tantrum because her parents won’t let her get a pet.

Varys

Varys would be throwing a tantrum because someone took his basketball(s).

Theon Greyjoy

Theon would be throwing a tantrum because he lost his favorite toy.

Brienne Of Tarth

Brienne would be throwing a tantrum because her mother made her wear a skirt.

Samwell Tarly

Samwell would be throwing a tantrum because his parents made him put his book away and go outside to play.

Petyr Baelish

Petyr would be throwing a tantrum because he wasn’t allowed to pick the game everyone was going to play.

Sandor Clegane/The Hound

The Hound would be throwing a tantrum because his brother got to do something that he didn’t.

Melisandre

Melisandre would be throwing a tantrum because her red dress is in the wash and she has to wear a blue one.

Hodor

Hodor would be throwing a tantrum because Hodor.

The Night King

The Night King would be throwing a tantrum because…just kidding. He wouldn’t be throwing a tantrum. He was probably busy plotting the war to come.

What do you think? Did I get it right?  What kind of tantrums do you think Game Of Thrones characters would throw?